I Movies
Illusionist (2006)
Who’s in it
Edward Norton, Jessica Biel, Paul Giamatti, Rufus Sewell
Should you see this movie?
Yes. Sarah thought this movie was predictable, and me being the usual “enjoyer I don’t think too much” at movies didn’t see anything happening before it did, therefore I was surprised. A story about a man that creates amazing illusions, kind of like magic but much more, and the woman he loves. They are childhood lovers but are separated by class, but are reunited later in their lives in different circumstances. The acting here is solid, nothing to win an Oscar for, but you really watch this for the ideas and the suspended belief in the truth of whether something is possible. I think most people may like this, unless you are trying to predict how it will end like Sarah, then pass on this. But truly a different and interesting movie set in an interesting period and place.
Invincible (2006)
Who’s in it
Mark Wahlberg, Greg Kinnear, Elizabeth Banks
Should you see this movie?
I enjoyed this movie a lot, and I think most people would regardless of whether they like football or not. It’s about a local guy in Philadelphia who gets the chance for an open tryout with the Eagles and against all odds, makes the team. But is a solid feel good movie from Disney, and it was said best when it was said this is “The Rookie” movie but for football. It would have been perfect except for this short bizarre slow motion mud football scene that really does nothing for me and was really distracting. But seriously, see this, Wahlberg is so fat it’s amazing.
Ice Age (2002)
Who’s in it
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Cedris Entertainer, Denis Leary, Jack Black
Should you see this movie?
Yes. This movie is funny, and it is cute, and for the time the animation was a decent, but the idea was and is still really fresh. This movie is about a sloth, Mammoth, and Sabertooth Tiger who take an unusual journey to return a lost baby child. The voices are good, and like I said, having an animated feature take place in the Ice Age has all sorts of possibilities, but this movie isn’t that funny for me. Except…for the opening part with Scrat, the saber tooth squirrel. I laugh my tush off in the 5 minutes intro with him and his nut. The part in the movie with the Dodo’s is particulary funny and helps visualize what everyone assume that bird would have been like. So, in short, everyone should see this, it isn’t as funny as a Shrek but has it’s moments, and it also sets you up for the second one which is better.
Inside Man (2006)
Who’s in it
Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, William Dafoe, Christopher Plummer, Jody Foster
Should you see this movie?
This was a decent movie with a great cast. The title is interesting, implying something different than it actually is. The movie centers around a bank heist and the demands from a highly intelligent ringleader to the middle of the road cop Denzel Washington. Throw in Foster’s character, you love to hate her, and you have a really interesting push and pull. In the end though, the bad guys aren’t nearly as bad as they seem, and there are motives that date back some 60 years, and you’ll have to watch to find out what they are. If you like any of these actors, it is a good film for all of them.
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Who’s in it
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Cedris Entertainer, Denis Leary, Jack Black, Queen Latifa, Sean William Scott
Should you see this movie?
Yes. Now that the characters are established, Fox really lets loose a little with the antics on this one. Everything is personified, and the “Mammoth as a possum” idea was cute. The animation was better this time around, the characters were a good mix, and there is more of Scrat, which is what we all care about most. There is some story here, something about melting taking place and they are trying to warn everyone, but no one really cares, the story is just so so, but the world they are in is what makes the movie, even if it is melting.
The Ice Harvest (2005)
Who’s in it
Billy Bob Thorton, John Cusak
What was good
John Cusak had some really funny lines, more so than usual in his quirky mannerisms. The first half of the movie, as the twists and turns were maybe not a surprise, but entertaining.
What sucked
The second half of the movie. It got really dark, and it kept twisting and turning too much, and a lot more violence. Cusak steals money from the mob, and then everyone is out to get everyone.
Who should go see this
People who like weird, twisted movies, which is a touch synonymous with John Cusak. This is a darker comedy even for Cusak who has been in Grosse Point Blank. I wouldn’t recommend this is any of my friends though, it just wasn’t an entertaining movie, and didn’t have a real touching story, instead spent most of the movie in strip clubs.
The Island (2005)
Starring Scarlett Johansson and Ewan MacGregor, directed by Michael Bay who brought us The Rock and other action packed movies, this one has a little bit more under the advertised surface.
In a Utopian society that is protected under the veil of a larger plague, a population of firmly controlled people believe themselves to be the last surviving members of the human race after a huge plague has swept the earth. Only the Island is the last remaining place that is not infected. Ewan MacGregor is the one person to question this, and many other things, and soon enough learns that The Island is a lie, and witnesses another survivor being dissected on an operating table.
Knowing he must escape, he takes Scarlett with him and on a breathtaking enthralling never ending chase scene, they brake out of the complex into the real world. As the movie progresses, we learn that the people at this facility are clones, paid for by wealthy individuals to prolong their own lives in case something goes wrong. Grown at the same age of life as the wealthy individuals, the clones serve as spare parts if needed.
The action in this movie is awesome, especially the scenes on the highway with the Train wheels. But the movie is kind of a commentary on life, cloning, and the human race and how it would evolve beyond anything science could ever anticipate in a
Because of some of the scenes that make you go, “Ouch! Damn”, I don’t think this is a movie I would watch over and over. But if you have a touch of an open mind, you may check this out. Action packed, different, and a bit philosophical, I think my dad might like it, but my mom would not. Strict conservatives stay away, but generation-x needs to see this one.
